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19 October 2007

this is a joke i copy from lao zha bor's blog

i dont really understand it but hope u do XD

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An Indian moves to Montreal and goes to a big department store looking for a job.

The manager asks, "Do you have any sales experience?"

The Indian says, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home

Well, the manager liked the young man, so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come

down after we close and see how you did, but let me give you a bit of advice. If a customer

comes looking, say, for toothpaste, you might suggest for hima toothbrush, or shaving cream etc.

You get the idea?"

"Of course," the young man said. His first day on the job was rough but he got through it.

After the store was locked up, the manager came down. "How many sales did you make today?

The Indian says, "One"

The manager groans, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales/day.

How much was the sale for?"

The Indian says, "$101, 237.64."

The manager exclaims, "What? $101,237.64? What did you sell him?"

The Indian replied, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then

I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was

going fishing, and he said down at the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we

went down to the boat department, and I sold him that twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he

didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and

sold him that 4X4 Pajero."

The manager says "You mean a guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and

truck?!"

The Indian says, "No, no, no, he came in here to buy a box of Kotex for his wife and I said, "Well,

since your weekend's already screwed up you might as well go fishing!!"

The manager fainted...



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Date of Birth: March4 1996
Horoscope Sign: Pisces

School: [JPS] Peirce Sec
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Fire Burning On The Dance Floor

Kingston
Lets Go
Hey, hey, hey
Red One
Hey Hey
Shawty got that super thing
Hotter than the sun of south in spain
Got me soon as I walked through the door
My pocket started tickle-ing
The way she dropped it low that thang
Got me wanna spend my money on her, her

She get it pop it lock it drop it,
That birthday cake,
Got a candle, need to blow that crazy flame away
Now take my red, black card and my jewellery
Shawty is cool like the fire,
Cool like fire

Somebody call 911
Shawty fire burning on the dance floor
Whoa
I gotta cool her down
She won't bring the roof to ground on the dance floor
Whoa
Shes fire burning, fire burning on the dance floor
That little shawtys fire burning on the dance floor
Shes fire burning fire burning on the dance floor
That little shawtys fire burning on the dance floor
Fire burning fire burning

That body is a masterpiece
The order is one in every hundred years
But aint no doubt im taking it home
????
Little mama game is about to change
Shell be on covers over the world

She get it pop it lock it drop it that birthday cake
Got a candle need to blow that crazy flame away
Take my red, black card and my jewellery
Shawty is cool like the fire
Cool like fire

Somebody call 911
Shawty fire burning on the dance floor
Whoa
I gotta cool her down
She won't bring the roof to ground on the dance floor
Whoa
Shes fire burning, fire burning on the dance floor
That little shawtys fire burning on the dance floor
Shes fire burning, fire burning on the dance floor
That little shawtys fire burning on the dance floor

She got that fire in her dance thatll make them fellas run around
Hey
No exit from the dance floor so them boys want more
Hey
She got that fire in her dance thatll make them fellas run around
??? get outta my way , everybody, sing it now
No exit from the dance floor so them boys want more

She get it pop it lock it drop it that birthday cake
Got a candle need to blow that crazy flame away
Take my red , black card and my jewellery
Shawty is cool like the fire
Cool like fire

Somebody call 911
Shawty fire burning on the dance floor
Whoa
I gotta cool her down
She won't bring the roof to ground on the dance floor
Whoa
Shes fire burning, fire burning on the dance floor
That little shawtys fire burning on the dance floor
Shes fire burning, fire burning on the dance floor
That little shawtys fire burning on the dance floor

Somebody call 911


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